Roy Clark - Ode to a Critter lyrics

Today I met a fish who was standin' on my front porch Clappin' his clipper on my door And he said do you mind if I live a while at your house 'Cause I can't live in the waters anymore. Now I also met a bird who was chockin' through my window And he darn near pa**ed out on the floor And he said do you mind if I'd stay a while at your house 'Cause I can't stay in the air anymore. I dedicate this song to the folks who brought us dark and dirty waters And to the ones who keep on throwin' all that filty black smoke in the air And I also dedicate it to the bird and fish who now live here at my house 'Cause they can't live out there anymore. Now I also met a cow who was standin' in my kitchen Opening my refrigerator door And she said do you mind if I fix myself a sandwich 'Cause I can't live on the gra** anymore. I dedicate this song to the folks who brough us dark and dirty waters And to the ones who keep on throwin' all that filty black smoke in the air And I also dedicate it to me and all the critters here at my house 'Cause we can't live out there anymore. No, we can't live out there anymore...