Roy "Chubby" Brown - The Stunt lyrics

All mouth no brains this guys a pain, You can scream and cuss, He'll put his boot up your dogs arse and lick your la**es puss. He'll nick your f*gs take your booze and tie fireworks to the cat, And inform the dole you're working, Just who is this twat? He's a c*nt, he's a c*nt, he's a C-U-N-T c*nt, With his broken teeth and his ugly face, He's a little dick teaser that's out of place, He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny, And wears his trousers back to front And he farts up co*ks and he's riddled with pox, Cos basically he's a c*nt. He dyes his hair to match his clothes, And he smells so much he fills your nose, With a small tattoo to prove he's tough, and an earring the f**ing puff. You've never heard of this human turd, he'd be a pig if he could grunt, And he talks a load of crap as well, Cos basically he's a c*nt. He's a c*nt, he's a c*nt, he's a C-U-N-T c*nt, With his broken teeth and his ugly face, He's a little dick teaser that's out of place, He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny, And wears his trousers back to front And he farts up co*ks and he's riddled with pox, Cos basically he's a c*nt. He's spots and warts and blackheads too, Doesn't know a joke unless it's blue, And the Vicar's daughter swears and cries he f**ed her with a pack of lies, Maybe you've heard about this man, well you haven't far to hunt, Cos it's me you pack of ba*tards, Basically I'm a c*nt. I'm a c*nt, I'm a c*nt, I'm a C-U-N-T c*nt, With my broken teeth and my ugly face, I'm a little dick teaser that's out of place, I'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny, And I wear my trousers back to front And I fart up co*ks and I'm riddled with pox, Cos basically I'm a c*nt. I'm a C-U-N-T, I'm not bent see, a f**ing big fat c*nt.