Roy C. Bennett - Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce lyrics

[Verse 1] Girls on the beaches commit a sin They don't show yards and yards of skin Preceding message to you has been Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce [Verse 2] Maybe your yen is for tennis courts Maybe romancing is in your thoughts Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce [Verse 3] Any male in Fort Lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute female Will automatically land in jail That's the law in Fort Lauderdale [Verse 4] Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three If their technique is not what it should be Get love instruction for free from me Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce