Ross Hornby - Safety Trott Song lyrics

Safety announcement from middle management (We need to tell you) It's enforced (I don't think we got it on the beat but) It's legally required to give you this message (message) Sent for us from above, here you go Step 1: Get your knife out Then you need to go find your nearest Trout It's not safe [...] to cut without him You've got to cut towards Trott then put him in a bin Oh look, an Amazon[™] box Time to open this with a small pen knife I'm not sure [...] if it's the thing I ordered I don't remember if I got those things I thought of But it's okay, I'll open anyway and I'll think about the best way to aim my blade Towards Trott, It's the only way If I'm risking a cut it's only for that bu*t- Wait what