Ross Hornby - It's Always About My Dick lyrics

[Verse 1] It's my Birthday And everyones talking bout my dick (He's got a big dick, Got a big dick It's a big floppy dick now) Theres nothing wrong with it It's just really f**ing big (Seen his big dick, Seen his big dick Seen his big dick, In a public toilet now) I got it out, And they stared at it And they laughed (Whats wrong with that man over theres' dick?) It's not that bad, But i feel pretty faint When i get a erection, yeah (Big- big dick, big red dick Dog red dick- dick, red dog dick) [Interlude] Music in the sky (We'll keep rolling. We'll just cut these bits in, yeah) Huge dick right in my f**ing eye (In his eye) Oooh ooh Oooghh that baby dick Eheegghh Trotts got a baby dick A f**in' baby dick Like a co*ktail sausage Sticking from his trousers Trying to find somewhere to go Why's my dick look like a baby? I really don't know... (A whole baby?) (Like a whole baby?) (That doesn't sound right at all) [Verse 2] Ive got a big dick It's bigger than i ever wanted it to be (So, so big It's so goddamn big) It hurts, ooh, at nighttime- It's so f**ing big (It's really big now) [Hook] He's got a big dick (x8) (very big, very, very big now) (x4) [Bridge] It's your birthday, just for you Got a big floppy dick, that hangs by your shoe He's got two great big rocks But they don't compare to his big hard co*k He'll flip- [Guitar Solo] [Outro] Happy Birthday