I wish I was a christian, knew what to believe I could learn a lot of rules to put my mind at ease I wish I had the money to live just like a queen With Demerols and Cashmere and every little thing I wish the ones who loved me would never go away Would've had to have my company every single day But who do I believe in this world without sound Who do I believe once they put you in the ground Who do I believe when the night's fallin' down I wish I lived in Paris and dreamed in French each night And had a dozen children and raised them up just right I wish I was John Lennon, free as a bird And all of you who sit and stare and hang on every word I wish I had the future tied up with a string Then I would never feel the blows the revolution brings But who do I believe in this world without sound Who do I believe once they put you in the ground Who do I believe when the night's fallin' down I wish I was a christian, but I cannot believe 'Cause no one in the bible craves my company