Rootjoose - Virtually Fat Free lyrics

When I was a young boy Knee-high to a pig I had so much life in me I'd run and skip and hop and jig I ate almost anything and everything I could Buns and cakes and cakes and buns My word those days they did taste good Now I'm two foot taller And the world's a different place Seems the last thing anybody Wants to do is stuff their face Mention what's for pudding You'll only get a frown Things that used to pick me up It only seems will only bring me down Talked to by the paper It's becoming quite a bore Throw it in the dustbin 'cos I've heard it all before Chorus Do you take sugar in tea? Do you get enough Vitamin C? Do you count your calories? Are you virtually fat free? Do you take sugar in tea? Do you get enough Vitamin C? Do you count your calories? Are you virtually fat free? Cut out your cholesterol And keep your fibre high Watch out for preservatives Read the pack before you buy Keep an eye on sugar Stop caining all those sweets Well I begin to wonder If there's anything nice left to eat Talked to by the TV It's gone way beyond a joke Dietary pointers from a slimfast bloke Do you take sugar in tea? Do you get enough Vitamin C? Do you count your calories? Are you virtually fat free? Do you take sugar in tea? Do you get enough Vitamin C? Do you count your calories? Are you virtually fat free? Do you take sugar in tea? Do you get enough Vitamin C? Do you count your calories? Are you virtually fat free? I don't want to cause a brouhaha But don't you think it's gone a little too far When you're giving me the third degree Just because I have a little bit of sugar in tea? Do you take sugar in tea? Do you get enough Vitamin C? Do you count your calories? Are you virtually fat free? I don't want to cause a brouhaha But don't you think it's gone a little too far When you're giving me the third degree Just because I have a little bit of sugar in tea? Do you take sugar in tea? Do you get enough Vitamin C? Do you count your calories? Are you virtually fat free? I don't want to cause a brouhaha But don't you think it's gone a little too far When you're giving me the third degree Just because I have a sugar in my tea?