Have you ever wondered why, as you look into the sky It does nothing but improve a thing by putting it in a pie Do you know that people found, ways of lifting off the ground Just by eating baked packages all steaming hot and round Stranger things have happened though at sea Or so they say they're telling me And if you feel I tell a lie then I ask you to apply Your concentration for a moment to a man they call Capie Well his love of pie was good and he liked it when he could Have steak and kidney main course with an apple pie for pud This love of which we speak was so complete it sometimes swept him off his feet Oh, Neil Capie all through the sky A s**er for that pumpkin pie Oh yeah Chorus Neil Capie don't be shy You're the apple of our eye Kiss the girls And make them sigh With your pockets full of rye Neil Capie all through the sky Sat astride a pumpkin pie Aha Oh, Neil Capie all through the sky A s**er for that pumpkin pie Repeat Chorus Neil Capie all through the sky A s**er for that pumpkin pie Well do you know that people found, ways of lifting off the ground Just by eating baked packages all steaming hot and round And if you feel I tell a lie then I ask you to apply Your concentration for a moment to a man they call Capie This love of which we speak was so complete it sometimes swept him off his feet Repeat Chorus