I, I'm ashamed to admit I get a little bit You know, sort of emo Don't tell my friends They love to condesend I'll never hear the end "Here comes Mr Emo" But this world pulls you till it spews you Down the loo like Vodka Cruiser I'm a little emo I'm a little emo I'm a little emo I, I get a little emo When my alarm clock's scream-o Wakes me from my dream-o And 'cause I've not won Keno I'll catch the 7.15-o Sit all day at my machine-o What does it all mean-o? It's no wonder Kids go under Turn to whiners in Mum's eyeliner It's all life's conditions apply In this surface paradise I'm a little emo I'm a little emo I'm a little emo I wanna fly out the window far away Look down on my peers Drift lost on the freeway Float like a zephyr above my melancholy If that isn't emo, Oh yo he