The way she drives under the speed limit Packs lunchboxes with a little treat in it School mum, school mum I got me a school mum The way she looks permanently frazzled Keeps me in a state of constant arousal School mum, school mum I got me a school mum Alright, stay away buddy, this school mum's mine Alright, theres no room for your washing upon her line Skinny girls with big fat issues See you later ain't gonna miss you School mum, school mum I got me a school mum I dont fit in in those crowded bars Going out where the girls drive oversized cars School mum, school mum I got me a school mum Alright, wave bye-bye to the city lights Alright, hello parent-teacher night I got me a (yeah), school mum, yeah I got me a (yeah), school mum, yeah Friday nights are not as much fun As the saturday morning netball run Why would I want to stay out late When I got a school mum who's in bed by eight? I got me a (yeah) school mum, yeah I got me a (yeah) school mum, yeah I got me a (yeah) I got me a (yeah) school mum! School mum - I got me one, I got me one School mum - I got me one, I got me one, yeah School mum - I got me one