Jesus went into the desert for forty days and forty nights Had to get his act together, parables eating punchlines Devil took him to the hilltop showed him the riches of the valley He said i can get you all this for a small agent's fee I Can't be rooted That's what jesus said I Can't be rooted I know you think that we are suited But I just can't be rooted Some say his name was Wang He faced off a tank in Tienemann Cos' he thought his goverment was a tad totalitarian Soldier from inside the tank said "son you might regret this later Hop out the way so we dont have to turn you into rice paper" I Can't be rooted That's what Wang said I Can't be rooted I know that my weight loss is mooted But I just can't be rooted I just can't be rooted I could be in charge of immigration So i could shut the door to others Or believe in a higher power So I can go and k** my brothers I could win the people with a string of unachieveable promises Or fight on Cronulla Beach with other guys whose heads are penises But I just can't be rooted Look what you can achieve If you can't be rooted I can't be rooted Sing along with me If you can't be rooted Sieze the hour, fight the power Trim 2 minutes off your shower That is, if you can't be rooted