Root - Joe Blogs lyrics

Joe blogs, although he's got nothing to say As if anyone out there reads it, anyway Joe Bloggs, he puts it out in cyberspace He makes himself look good on his Facebook, well, just in case He's in a social network, why does he still feel like a jerk? Some girls have a thousand friends, how does that work? Joe blogs although he's got nothing to say Joe blogs about the girl from KFC He asked if he could poke her Facebook, please? And now she thinks he is a sleaze Joe blogs about his friend called DJ B He writes a hip-hop zine, is rough and mean But really its Joe with a pseudonym He can't beleive how girls flirt And how the boys treat them like dirt But with his looks he can't pull that off Well, not without Photoshop He put himself on YouTube He even got a review But it was just someone from Calcutta Who wanted to sell Viagra to Joe Blogs although he's got nothing to say Joe Blogs although he's got nothing to say Joe Blogs although he's got nothing to say