Roonil Wazlib - Ode To Lav-Lav lyrics

Oh baby, I really hate to call you baby I'd rather call you by your first name Actually, I'd rather not talk to you at all Oh baby, I'd rather be with Hermione You're pretty jealous of her, aren't you? Well actually, I don't care if you mind, because Lavender Brown, you're going down You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown Hermione's great and the problem's you're not her Oh baby, I know you're pretty fun to snog But only snogging's kind of boring And I'm sort of worried that you'll give me an STD Oh baby, I hate the way you call me "Won-Won" And that lame necklace you gave me I'll be happier when you are gone, because Lavender Brown, you're going down You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown Hermione's great and the problem's you're not her So stop following me, stop giving me hickies I'm sick of your face, and I'm not taking the mickey, 'cause Lavender Brown, you're going down You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown Hermione's great, don't forget that you're not her