Roomie - Fastest Rap EVER lyrics

[Intro] I'm gonna show you the fastest flow Take all your money and all your dough Drop heavy lines, so look out below I'll wake you up when I go go go No one can touch me, I know for sure Cause I'm on a screen, it's a video If swag was a crime I'd be on d**h row Time for the rap, baby, go me, go [Verse 1] My name is Roomie I'll 1-up ya, welcome to 9 Mile I'm here to kidnap Eminem from the candy aisle Spit my flow so sick, then he'll me meet my bile I'll devour him and his Gangnam-nam-nam Yeah people envy my rhymes, as they should But I also excel at making women feel good They call me Blackbeard back in the hood Cause I look like a pirate when my third leg's got wood [Verse 2] I'm gonna be bigger than anything, anyone, anywhere That is why I need to become a billionaire Buy all the ice cream and no, I won't frickin' share Gonna become the heaviest beyond compare Morgan Spurlock, such a McChicken He didn't even start to thicken Speed it up because time is tickin' I'm already late for some bu*ter-stick-lickin' [Verse 3] This should be impossible, get on your knees and idolize My lips are moving faster than your brain can even an*lyze I fill the guys with envy and the girls I view with bu*terflies Heteronormative, sorry, I apologize I don't wanna wake up when I'm 65 and realize That even if I did succeed I did telling people lies So I just want to tell you all that what you're seeing with your eyes Is altered and sped up, don't trust all that's on the internet, guys [Outro] Who won? Who's next? That's not my channel