Roomie - Youtube Haircut lyrics

Everyday I look in the mirror My hair is short and boring Maybe if I change my look I can get some YouTube glory Cuz if I had a YouTube Haircut Like Anthony from Smosh If I had a YouTube haircut All the girls would be like "Omigosh!" "I'm gonna like, and favourite and subscribe Cuz your YouTube haircut drives me wild Like a majestic eagle nest on top of your head" Maybe I could get more twitter followers If my head just featured bigger follicles Time to say goodbye to my forehead I need a YouTube Haircut But it's not about the hair It's about the music Maybe I should just practice more Nah, screw it! Cuz if I had a YouTube Haircut Like Dean from Jack and Dean I could be the hair apparent I could rule the YouTube scene Wave your fringe in the air like you just don't care It ain't worth a share if you ain't got the hair Haven't you heard that sometimes more is more I'll grow my hair so big it'll snap my neck Gettin' YouTube famous on the Internet All I need's a big-a** pompadour I need a YouTube Haircut [Roomie] Todd, you fool, it's hopeless: can't you see? No matter what you do, you'll never look as good as me! Maybe Roomie's right after all Time to face the facts No matter what, my hair Will never look as good as that So instead I'll wear a hat HATS ARE LOVELY! I gotta wear a hat HATS ARE NEAT! Raspberry berets are really ga-reat You can wear a sombrero, if you're losing your hair, oh no I don't need a YouTube Haircut