[Intro] {*Tech ad libs backwards*} [Verse 1] Ain't no way you 'bout to stop this sickness From the deepest, darkest part of Missouri Psycho-alpha-schizo get your chick, she diggin' me A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E P-O-W-E-R, see me clownin' Look at all you player haters frownin' Raw! God said: "k** 'em all!" Tech's back's to the wall! Fightin' for my life and I'mma bust back 'till they fall! And I ain't even slangin' them thangs I'm hollin' one-eight-seven if you trippin' with Strange I'm really real with it, like my homie AJ say, "Deal with it" Pushin' and pullin', fightin' for the meal ticket In a minute I'mma do it like a villian, I'mma get 'em in the middle of a bomb Put 'em on the spot 'till the funk go pop and they'll never have another calm Tech Nizzle! When I'm thizzled it's, "Who be you?" Rolling with Dave, Trav, Violet Brown, and 3DQ Hootie hoo, for those who not knowin' that Missouli true; I'mma tell you like the Swedish would say it, "Sug min kuk" [Hook] (2X) Absolute Power! That's the only way to roll! Absolute Power! They love us everywhere we go! Absolute Power! Tecca Nina's 'bout to blow! Absolute Power! Absolute Power! [Verse 2] I do hip hop! And I mix it with the hard rock! Designing this rhyming for climbing Tech N9ne he's unwinding the shining is blinding Greedy so we constantly grinding I've been in the game 16 years making rap tunes Raising hella havoc up in the cla**room Now in '02 you can watch me clownin', diamonds shinin' Watching DVD's on the Hosh**oshi (It's all Jesus!) Now I keep the crowds pumpin', they jumpin' Get back to the telly we rollin' and stickin' somethin' Racing to the main line Absolute Power is having Halle Berry and Juliette Lewis at the same time Oh! That's how Strange n***as run Listen to the villian with the gun-a**ociated tongue (We're close to the end) But not done The Tech's just begin, begun, beginning to begin to have fun The curse is tryin' to put me in the hearse But I will not tumble, first thing's first; Took a lot of sh** and I can't take more f** Jay Ferus and everybody down with him and f** JCOR! [Hook] (2X) [Verse 3] Thanks to Strange Music I'm comin' and all my enemies they runnin' Now all my haters bummin' cause I was summoned We Kansas City players and we 'bout soul game We make it so Tecca Nina is a household name How many points you got? I got 50 Here's a question to the Censorship Committee "Who's the biggest gang of n***as in the city?" My villians are gritty Big Scoob, Txx Will, Bakarii, rest in peace Short Nitty Foul with the evil ways, power's what the people say Rebel yellin' we're felons and my pockets are swellin' This beat's from Berlin, Germany Throwin' up Mizzizzy so ain't no other city concernin' me I teach it and I speak it very loosely Stamina gunnin' got player haters runnin' profusely Now I got the parents pissed and ready to noose me Cause they know that Absolute Power corrupts, absolutely! [Hook] (2X)