I am the evil babysh**ter parents please beware, Your baby will inhale my sh** I-don't-care !!! Squat in the f**ing cradle with my pants down, My hairy an*s on its mouth little baby drown! All hail for the babysh**ter !!! The first an*l cigar is now filling tiny lungs, There comes some ga** now s** my a** with your tiny tongue !!! The baby looks pathetic, with its mask of sh**, It makes me furious so I-get-rid-of-it !!! f**! You! Kid!