Romanovsky And Phillips - Don't Use Your Penis (For A Brain) lyrics

I think penises are wonderful I like to play with them Masturbation is loads of fun And so is loving other men Watch them grow before your eyes Lie back and watch them shrink They can do a lot of things But don't use them to think Don't use your penis for a brain Hard as it may be you really must refrain 'Cause it's meant to bring you pleasure But it's bound to bring you pain If you try to use your penis for a brain Some men are always collecting things Like sports cars, guns and knives They seem to think of them As masculine extensions of their size Perhaps it makes them feel secure Or smart or even tall But that kind of macho reasoning Can only screw us all Don't use your penis for a brain Hard as it may be you really must refrain 'Cause it's not a way to measure Your power or your fame So don't try to use your penis for a brain Penises are fun but not intelligent They have no IQ Penises are cute but they're not logical Don't let them make decisions for you We've got a president who's so confused He can't tell right from wrong He thinks a missile is a "peace keeper" And that weapons make us strong But that kind of rationale Will only make us dead I wish that when he runs the country He would use his other head Don't use your penis for a brain Hard as it may be you really must refrain 'Cause it's just a manly treasure No it's not a gun to aim So don't try to use your penis You mus'nt try to use your penis Please don't try to use your penis for a brain!