how can you ever stand tall? god help us all we're a nation of haircuts how can you ever stand tall in a nation of haircuts? we don't make ships and we don't make cars but we look real good hanging out in bars you better never grow old in a nation of haircuts or you'll be out in the cold in a nation of haircuts no point of view in a nation of haircuts fashion rules in a nation of haircuts check your shoes check your hair last week's thing oh dear and we salute you all you groovy dudes yeah we salute you you're so f**ing cool check you threads check your cred but you better not smile don't move too quick you might spoil your hairstyle check your shoes check your hair looking good yeah you got to drink the right drink in a nation of haircuts you better watch what you think in a nation of haircuts a nation of haircuts a nation of haircuts a nation of haircuts a nation of haircuts i said a keith richard not a cliff richard