Roger Miller - Dad Blame Anything A Man Can't Quit lyrics

L'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine L can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit L say dad blame anything a man can't quit L'm a brand new newly-wed, married again Nine times previous and this makes ten L ought to be kicked so hard 'til l can hardly walk around or sit L say dad blame anything a man can't quit Still l keep it up, keep it up and do it all the time Every now and then l make up my mind To give it up, give it up, throw it away L usually change my mind later on up in the day L'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine L can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit L say dad blame anything a man can't quit