Roger Miller - You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd lyrics

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd But you can be happy if you've a mind to You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage But you can be happy if you've a mind to All you gotta do, is put your mind to it Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it Well you can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool You can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool You can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool But you can be happy if you've a mind to You can't change film with a kid on your back (chain-swim) You can't change film with a kid on your back You can't change film with a kid on your back But you can be happy if you've a mind to You can't drive around with a tiger in your car You can't drive around with a tiger in your car You can't drive around with a tiger in your car But you can be happy if you've a mind to All you gotta do, is put your mind to it Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it Well you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd But you can be happy if you've a mind to You can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch You can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch You can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch But you can be happy if you've a mind to You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd...