Roger Bart - Junkyard Society Rag lyrics

[Buster] In junkyard society We're repelled by all propriety Humility and modesty Good manners and sobriety We always gulp our meat Our coats are never neat Alas, we lack all poise We're full of natural noise No pets you stroke and pat You might as well be a cat! In junkyard society [Other dogs] Society! [Buster] We are the mutual un-elite An undercla** from our head to feet! Our deeds are spiteful Our mischief pure! We got a natural disorder For which there's no cure! [Chorus] Down to the junkyard Straight to the junkyard Step to the junkyard Society rag! [Francois] That's where you're nobody's perfumed pet! [Sparky] Where you can wet where you want to wet [Ruby] Where you put charity on the shelf [Buster] The only one that you'll look out for Is you yourself [Chorus] Down in the junkyard Check out the junkyard Doin' the junkyard Society rag! [Sparky] No distemper shots from the vet! [Ruby] Show your temper! [Sparky] Mean as you can get! [All dogs] Down at the yard where we live and let [Francois] Chaos and trouble Oh, we do it double! [Buster] None of this play-it-safe house dog stuff Our days are risky Our nights are "ruff"! The peaceful life leaves us ill at ease We're crude and loud in a crowd And very proud of our fleas! [Mooch] I love this guy! [Chorus] Down at the junkyard Check out the junkyard Step to the junkyard Straight to the junkyard Doin' the junkyard [Sparky] Sing it, boy! [All dogs] Society rag!