Daddy's in the kitchen fryin' sauerkraut Momma's in the bedroom nearly all cried out Daddy thinks that whiskey makes him big and smart Momma thinks that daddy's got a concrete heart I wish I had a brother or a sister whom to I could turn Bustin' out the windows with a baseball bat Daddy's gone crazy as a bunkhouse rat Momma's on the sofa with a big black eye I cross my heart and tell myself I hope they die I wish I had a nickel now for every time a cuss word flew Mad house all topsy turvy A ship of fools with scurvy I don't like a thing about the way we live Momma's on the pavement with a broken arm Tellin' everybody that he meant no harm Talk about denial with a great big D You can try to fool the neighbors but you can't fool me I wish some kind of millionaire would come adopt me on the spot Mad house all topsy turvy A ship of fools with scurvy I don't like a thing about the way we live Police knock on our door They've seen it all before Why don't you use restraint We've had a few complaints Now all the other women up and down the block Are tuning out the static with a front door lock They greet us in the morning with a wave and grin But you know they're only waiting til lthe roof caves in I don't even know if we can make it through another day Mad house all topsy turvy A ship of fools with scurvy I don't like a thing about the way we live I don't like a thing about the way we live I don't like a thing about the way we live I don't like nothing I don't like a thing about the way we live I don't like nothing I don't like a thing about the way we live I don't like nothing