Rodney Clawson - Pink Sungla**es lyrics

[Verse 1] I put 'em on whenever I sit down to the read the paper Can't explain the way they seem to work like magic I put 'em on to keep it positive Don't mean to tell you how I feel But I'm a firm believer in the power of the plastic Positive plastic [Chorus 1] In my pink sungla**es Always makes the world look a little bit better In my pink sungla**es You can try 'em anytime you need a change of the weather For $9.99, I'm perfectly disguised When I'm walking by, I wanna roll my eyes In my pink sungla**es, pink sungla**es [Verse 2] I was looking for some tortoise shells But these were on sale next to the disposable cameras Tried 'em on and suddenly, it occurred to me That buying Little Debbies felt a little more glamorous In the checkout line, don't I look good? [Chorus 1] In my pink sungla**es Always makes the world look a little bit better In my pink sungla**es You can try 'em anytime you need a change of the weather For $9.99, I'm perfectly disguised When I'm walking by, I wanna roll my eyes In my pink sungla**es, pink sungla**es [Bridge] I could leave 'em on a beach, at a bar, on the boat But they always reappear in the pocket of my coat I can't find 'em, they always find me [Chorus 2] My pink sungla**es Always makes the world look a little bit better In my pink sungla**es You can try 'em anytime you need a change of the weather For $9.99, I'm completely polarized Sometimes, I accidentally go to bed at night In my pink sungla**es, pink sungla**es [Outro] In my pink sungla**es Pink sungla**es