Rodney Carrington - More Of A Man lyrics

She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once k**ed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rock gut whiskey And pull my fingers still her favorite trick She likes Hormel chilly on her ice cream yeah With a jalapeño pepper on the side She once fried bacon with her shirt off Chopped up an onion and didn't even cry CHORUS Hey shes more of a man then I'll ever be Shes done things that most men can't believe She chews tobacco swallows the juice Her real names shela but they call her moose Shes more of a man then I'll ever be It's plaine to see She put the he in she Shes more of a man then I'll ever be She likes her old job down at the factory Even though she lost an arm in 83 She spent a little time in fulsome prison And Johnny Cash is tattooed on her knee Shes never rode a bull that's ever throne her Hell she rode one all the way through tennasee Shes never met a man whose ever owned her Although I think shes got the hots for me Shes more of a man then I'll ever be Shes done things most men wont believe She eats beef jerkey by the ton And stares directly at the sun Shes more of a man then I'll ever be It's plaine to see She put the he in she Shes more of a man then I'll ever be