Rodney Carrington - Wish She Would Have Left Quicker lyrics

I came home last night somethin' wasn't right The car in the driveway was gone A note on the table said I wasn't able To give her the things that she wants I didn't see it comin' my mind started runnin' How could she have left me this way Now I'm just wishin' someday she'll listen 'Cause I know just what I would say I wish she would have left quicker I woulda had lots more fun There coulda been shots of tequila With Sherry and Sheila Bikinis with bottoms no tops Someone's happy man With no ring on my hand I wish she would of left quicker Bartender pour me some liquor She's finally gone now the party is on I wish she would of left quicker I had my chances pa**ed up advances Tryin' to be a good guy I worked hard till sundown I always felt rundown Tryin' to do what was right Had no way of knowin' where this thing was goin' Now it's clear it went on way too long Maybe someday baby I'll get my way When she hears the words to this song I wish she would of left quicker I woulda had lots more fun I know a bartender hottie She's workin' Friday Boys I'd love to give it a try And I think you know why 'Cause I'm a single guy I wish she would of left quicker Bartender pour me some liquor She's finally gone now the party's on I wish she would of left quicker All my friends now they keep tellin' me I need some time to heal But the only thing that I'm thinkin' 'bout Is how good I feel