Rodney Carrington - The Night The Bar Closed Down lyrics

The bar will soon be closing And lights they´re all turned down Theres 3 girls in a corner booth The fat one she´s pa**ed out Her friends they called me over And it turned out she was stuck With the help of 4 big bouncers We put her in my truck Me & old Jack Daniels Had been together most of the night Somehow he´d convinced me She was the prettiest thing in sight I got her home I opened the door And I rolled her to my bed The lights came on she opened her eyes And this is what she said........ Wmmmm.......wmmmm ....wmmmmmmm Wmmmm...wmmmm..wmmmmmmm..wmmm! Morning came, that sun was up & there to my surprise Was a big old girl with no clothes on And Oprah Winfrey thighs I sat up & fear set in I found we were alone She said that she was hungry Whilst she was nibbling on a chicken bone The words she said next scared me And today the haunt me still She said I hope you´ve got a steady job cowboy I said why´s that sheila She said I´m not on the pill thats why I said oh! With that in mind I tried to run Lord I tried to get away She ran me down & hopped on top And here´s all I could say Huh oh wmmmm. get off me......wmmmm ....wmmmmmmm Wmmmm..ohh your crushing me.wmmmm..wmmmmmmm Get off ohohoh..wmmmahh get off me you Heffer!