Rodney Carrington - That's Just My Luck lyrics

I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour I didn't have time for breakfast so i walked right to the door I walked outside and realized that my ride wasn't there no more That's just my luck Somebody stole my truck Just leaving me stuck What an insensitive shmuck My stomach is rumblin' and my head's in pain I'm standin outside in the pourin rain I can't get to work, that's just my luck Well I walked in to the telephone to give my boss a call I told him I'd be late for work, he said "don't bother comin' at all!" I tried to tell him that my truck was gone but he said that he didn't care Then he slammed down the telephone, now I'm deaf in my right ear That just my luck Now my ear don't work It realy hurts My ex boss is a jerk I ain't got much cash, the rent is due Somethin's stickin to my left shoe I just stepped in WHAT?!?!, that's just my luck Well I walked down to the local bar with the few dollars that I had I asked a pretty lady if she would dance and her boyfriend, he got mad I pulled out an old hickory stick, he pulled out a gun I looked around the four corners of the bar but there wasn't any place to run That's just my luck Cause I got wood and he's got lead And he's really red I think I'm dead Tomorrow on my tombstone they will write "He took a baseball bat to a shotgun fight There ain't nuthin wrong with that, it was just his luck." Naw there ain't nuthin wrong with that, it was just his luck