Rodney Carrington - Momma's Got Her Boobs Out lyrics

I remember way back, when I was just a boy Going places with my mom and dad It used to scare me to d**h How mamma used to act After six or seven beers she's had We were sittin' at a table When mamma got disabled All the liquor runnin' through her head Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin' When he grabbed me by the arm and said Don't look now, mamma's got her b**bs out Showing everybody in town, faces turnin' red We were wishing we were dead There were people standin' all around, yeah When mamma get to drinkin' There ain't much thinkin' There's nothing anybody can do You just hope and pray There never comes a day When mamma's out drinkin' with you Well, we got her in a truck And we started drivin' home When mamma said she had to go Daddy pulled over We were standin' on a shoulder While mom was puttin' on a show Well, he started up the truck And mamma stood up With the pants still around her knees When we heard mamma holla If you give me a dollar I'll let you take a peek at these Don't look now, mamma's got her b**bs out Showing everybody in town, faces turnin' red We were wishing we were dead There were people standin' all around When mamma get to drinkin' There ain't much thinkin' There's nothing anybody can do You just hope and pray There never comes a day When mamma's out drinkin' with you You just hope and pray There never comes a day When mamma's out drinkin' with you