Rodney Carrington - Little Things lyrics

When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain Cause I gotta wipe my bu*t again with a shower curtain It's those little things those itty bitty things It's those little things like that that piss me off When I pick on a woman and I take her home to bed She takes her clothes off and she starts to.... I ask her name was she told me in was Venus Well I reach down between her legs... It's those little things those itty bitty things That woman had a big thing it ain't no little thing it pissed me off