Rodney Carrington - Deer hunting - snake hunting - live; lyrics

Paroles de la chanson Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting : Deer hunting's real popular where I live. Y'all deer around here. A lot of ya deer hunt, what do ya use to k** a deer with here. Gun,car, gun. You people do sh** different in Charllote. See, ya sit out in a big old camouflauge buick going there he is. Start it up real slow. A guy the other night hollered out a stick, you know you gotta be a bad son of a b**h to k** a deer with a stick. He said I was out in the bushes, I left my damn gun in the truck, a deer snuck up on me, I grabbed a stick and I beat the sh** out of him. I had to ride that f**er for a mile, I k**ed his a** though, I ripped one of his horns off and stabbed him with that son of a b**h. Got a friend who hunts where I live, he's one of them guys that has them Vietnam flashbacks, he ain't never been in Vietnam. f**er is crazy, if you go hunting with him you walk into the woods, get down I smell him! What the hell do you smell? I smell deer, get down. You smell deer sh**, you're laying in it. He looked at me and said if we don't k** a deer lets go snake hunting. f** that! I don't even like seeing them by accident, I don't want to go look for the damn thing. You ever hear somebody say You see a snake off in the woods be still, he'll bite your a** if you move. Anybody ever just stood there when you seen a snake. Told him there are two movements, a ball movement and a physical movement. sh** and run. Catch mate! He k**ed a snake and he's cutting it up in little pieces and I go, now what the hell are you doing now? He goes we gonna eat. No, we ain't