Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis lyrics

This song I'm gonna share with you It's called a letter to my penis y'all Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor Ohhhh dear penis, I don't like you anymore Used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine That's all we needed to get by Now It seems things have changed, I think that you're the one to blame Dear penis I don't like you anymore He sings, dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore Why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship Come to terms truly how we feel If we put our heads together we could just stay home forever Dear penis, I think I like you after all Oh hey Rodney, while your shavin', shave my balls