Rodney Carrington - All The Reasons lyrics

I dont like poodles and popurie Pastel colors ain't good on me I need a woman that i can squezze These are the things that i believe I like john wayne in overalls Hate chick flics and shopping malls I think god that i god balls A pickup truck and a texas draw I dont like flowers and fancy ware Talking on the telephone all the time Dont won't nothing in my behind It fits and exits it suits me fine These are all the reasons i ain't queer (these are all the reasons he ain't queer) I think two holes are better than one If you ask me well thats more fun In and out and then im done Two guys kissing would make me run I dont like s** on a fu fu bed I dont won't to dance with a guy name fred I did it once and my face turned red You saw the tape so enoughs been said Me and my buddies we like to drink Watching fights at the hockey rink You won't catch me wereing pink I like the fact that my pecker dont stink Hey these are all the reasons i ain't queer I dont be poking nothing near my rear Yea theses are all those reasons The crazy cu cu reasons These are all those reasons i ain't queer