Rodney Atkins - Friends With Tractors lyrics

I sat beside a man from Hollywood, California on a plane He said he had rich and famous friends, he liked droppin' names I said 'Howdy do, that's good for you, I dig a lot of those actors, But son you ain't got a thing on me, see I got friends with tractors' They'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out then fix the road They're good at slowin' speeders down When they pa** through from out of town I live out in the country Happily ever after I got everything I need 'Cause I got friends with tractors Come Friday night we hit the woods Go boggin' in our trucks It's just about a guarantee Some good ol' boy gets stuck Where I come from you can bet your buck A mud hole ain't a factor I'll sink mine to the floorboards 'Cause I got friends with tractors They'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out then fix the road They're good at slowin' speeders down When they pa** through from out of town I live out in the country Happily ever after I got everything I need 'Cause I got friends with tractors Yee haw! I been to fancy five star restaurants And I left there barely fed They charged me for the water The bu*ter and the bread That gourmet meal looked more to me Like fish bait on a cracker But I'll stay fat and happy 'Cause I got friends with tractors They'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out then fix the road They're good at slowin' speeders down When they pa** through from out of town We live out in the country Happily ever after I got everything I need 'Cause I got friends with tractors Yeah I got everything I need 'Cause I got friends with tractor-r-r-rs Yee haw! Yeah, man, talkin' 'bout Internationals, and John Deeres Ma**ey-Fergusons, whatever you got We don't discriminate Front end loaders, bushalls, post hole diggers Need 'em, gotta have 'em I believe I do know one actor Is Larry The Cable Guy an actor?