Rodgers and Hart - You Are So Fair lyrics

(Verse) [GUS] You're a siren if there ever was one And there was one You're a Lorelei I'm a dope You're a baddie if I ever saw one And I've seen one Darling, you're a lie I've no hope I'm at the end of my rope (Chorus 1) [GUS] You are so fair Like an Oriental vision But you won't make that decision You're not quite fair I'd pay your fare To Niagara Falls and back, too But you never will react to This love affair You are the Crêpes Suzette I should get On my bill of fare But if you love me not Flower pot See if I care! See how you'll fare If you keep on playing Rover When I come to think it over You're only fair (Chorus 2) [DOLORES] You are so fair But you know you're no Apollo And to say you're hard to swallow Is only fair I'd pay your fare All around the world and back, too For I'd like to give the sack to This love affair You are the Camembert I can't bear On my bill of fare So if you love me not Flower pot See if I care! See how you'll fare If you keep on playing Rover When I come to think it over You're only fair (dance break) (Chorus 3) [GUS] Your hair ain't fair And you got no style in dressing I'm afraid you ain't possessing No savoir-faire I'd pay your fare To the Tropic of New Guinea For I'd like to yell, "C'est finis!" To this affair You are the freak event In the tent Of the county fair So if you love me not Polka-dot See if I care! See how you'll fare If you keep on playing Rover When I come to think it over You're only fair