Rocktopus - Armchair Advocate lyrics

I love my doberman k** your television honk if you're horny nater for president stop eating animals go vege mean people s** thank you Jerry if you can read this then you're too close jesus is my copilot rock the vote easy does it no nukes chevy s**s my other car is a broom bridge: proud parent of a honor student won't you stop and think what you've been doin Chorus Armchair Advocate On a bumper sticker battlefield from the highway where the battles are fought to the soapbox and the barstools wherethe battle is lost hands down patriot on a single serving benefit choose your cars on the way to the mall donate a dollar when you make your next call I'm straight but not narrow we support our troops Brown Cornel Boston College Harvard Stanford Georgetown Duke Bridge Chorus one day at a time... one day at a time one day at a time one day at a time Chorus