You're always up to no good Your fingers in my cookie jar You can have my checkbook, Visa and my MasterCard too Ain't no price to high for what you do You could be my dog I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now My new favorite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favorite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you Your car's a dump and you're broke That's all right I never liked them fancy guys You don't even look good God it ain't right But your story's acting out of sight We could fall apart I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now My new favorite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favorite thing to do Is wasting my time on you, yeah My new favorite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favorite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you You're always up to no good You catch on like a bonfire Every single worn out line is shiny and new I never met a sweeter liar You could be my king I'd would knit you mittens and make you pie We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now My new favorite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favorite thing to do Is wasting my time on you (Take the VCR) My new favorite thing to do (The keys to my house) Is wasting my time on a bum like you (The keys to my car) My new favorite thing to do (I don't need it no more) Is wasting my time on you (Give me the keys to your heart) Wasting my time on you