Robyn Hitchcock - Melting Arthur lyrics

Dad's got something up his sleeve Melting Arthur been conceived I love winter spring and fall You I love the best of all Daddy's just a bogus man Let us get him while we can In the coal shed when he's high One and one and one is three That's too much for you and me Arthur is a good boy now Milks his Mom and milks the cow On a grey mid-winter's morn Melting Arthur he was born He grew up extremely nice Melting hearts as hard as ice, 'cause He loves winter, spring and fall He loves Mother best of all But the sad thing is to say Nasty Dad gets in the way His demons become too much She recoils at his touch Sleeps out in the rabbit hutch With Arthur Nasty Dad Nasty Dad Nasty Dad Nasty ... Dad gets jealous, what a drag Finds them in a sleeping bag Though he's only [?] But Dad constructs a special bomb To blow them all to kingdom come But melting Arthur gets there first Melts down Dad and buys a hearse