Robyn Hitchcock - Give Me a Spanner, Ralph lyrics

You know one time I knew a guy called Ralph Seems like a really long time ago now, but He was a friend Well there's guys like Hoyst That gotta be moist Girls like Joanna With a modern day manner Mamas like Joyce With her turned up voice The eyes-apple handles That taste of a triple banana Oh, Ralph, give me a spanner That's what I want Well, there's guys like Raymond That gotta be dim Cats like John That gotta be dumb Unlike him You come in With the guys that can handle the pace of a young iguana Please, Ralph, give me a spanner Come on, Ralph, that's what I want