Robyn Hitchcock - Do Policemen Sing? lyrics

Oh do policemen sing? - I heard a person cry We can do anything - I heard the force reply Oh do policemen sing? - Yes when they're in the mood And when their truncheons swing - That's when they're in the mood It's true because I never argue with a rozzer Never show him insolence, confidence 'Cause who supplies the evidence it's not your mother or your lover or your best friend's dog Oh do policemen dream? - Yes when they're fast asleep And when policemen dream - It proves they're fast asleep Oh do policemen sing? - Yes if they've got the time And when they sing for you? - Just tell them they're sublime Don't get stymied, don't say bloody hell or blimey Don't complain if your beans aren't warm Oh do policemen sing? - Oh yes extremely well Haven't you heard the Welsh? - They really do excel And are policeman gay? - Depends on what you mean They are not lewd or queer - But they all dig the queen Open ended, 'specially when you're apprehended, taken in and... Our law and order's never, never, never, never, never gonna break down Our law and order's never, never, never, never, never gonna break down Our law and order's never, never, never, never, never, never gonna break down