I need a friend 'cause I'm only human To love me 'til the end Or 'til I get a new one Write me a text, send me a photo Jump out of a cake on my birthday I wrote you a text, sent you a letter I jumped out of a cake on your birthday Will you be my best friend My next best friend I'm there, you're there, I'm waiting I'm there, you're there, I'm picking up the phone Let's get friendly, you and me Let's get very very friendly I need a friend Someone to get my humour I'll love you to the end Or until I do one Doesn't feel so bad, does it? Will you be my best friend My next best friend I'm there, you're there, I'm waiting I'm there, you're there, I'm picking up the phone Let's get friendly, you and me Let's get very very friendly