Deep in the undergrows, Handy sighed with relief He'd come alone in the dark He'd come again at dawn, if not before the morning co*krise Meanwhile in the bushes above Behind the toepath which goes along Beside the can*l leading to the sea Which in turn leads on to all the major oceans Indian, Atlantic, Pacific I can't remember the names of the others off- Handy cided to leave He'd come apart at the seams Endangered life and lawn order before The more since he lies Even under oath, Handy lies When he feels caught between righthand wrong I think he just might have been wrong this time Which in turn left him with few alternatives To relieving himself by hand Alone in the dark, hiding in the bog