Went to the fortune teller Had my fortune read I didn't know what to tell her I had a dizzy feeling in my head Took a look at my palm She said, Son, you feel kind of warm She looked into a crystal ball She said, You're in love How could that be so I thought of all the girls I know She said when the next one arrives You'll be looking into her eyes Left there in a hurry Looking forward to my big surprise The next day I discovered That the fortune teller told me a lie I hurried back down to that woman As mad as I could be I said I didn't see nobody Why had she made a fool out of me Then something struck me As if it came from up above While looking at the fortune teller I fell in love Now I'm a happy feller 'Cause I'm married to the fortune teller And I'm as happy as we can be And now I get my fortune told for free