Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx - There Is Life Outside Your Apartment lyrics

Brian: Princeton! Princeton: Yeah Brian: Listen, buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks What's up with that? Princeton: I went to work for a temp agency, and they Fired me for being too depressing on the phone I maxed out my cards, I'm two months behind In rent, I totally messed up my personal life Oh, and Brian - I still haven't found my purpose! Brian: All right. Get off your a** and stop worrying! Everyone's getting together to mess around the city today Princeton: Have fun! Brian: When I say everyone, that includes you! There is life outside your apartment I know it's hard to conceive But there's life outside your apartment And you're only gonna see it if you leave There is cool sh** to do But it can't come to you And who knows, dude You might even score! There is life outside your apartment But you gotta open the door! Princeton: No, thanks, I'm staying in! Brian: Don't tell me I gotta force you Princeton: Sorry! Brian: All right, everyone! He's resisting! All but Princeton: There is life outside... There is life outside... There is life outside... There is life outside your apartment! There's a pigeon Squashed on the street Christmas Eve: Ew Brian: There's a girl pa**ing by Nicky: No I think it's a guy All but Princeton: And a homeless man Who only wants to Buy something to eat! Sorry, can't help you We could go to the zoo! Trekkie Monster: Pick up girls at NYU! Brian: We could sit in the park smoking pot! Christmas Eve: Or not All but Princeton: There is life outside your apartment Princeton: Well, I guess I'll give it a shot All: There is life outside your apartment I know - There is life outside your apartment Voice #1: I'm gonna jump! All: Don't do it! Voice #1: Okay All: There is cool sh** to do But it can't come to you So come on - Voice #2: Get out of the way a**hole! Princeton: f** you! All: There is life outside your apartment Oh, you never know What's around the bend You could win the lotto Or make a friend... Guys: Take her home to see your apartment! Lucy: Do you wanna feel special? I can see that you do Well, I can make you feel Special If you let me feel you Guys: She'll feel you! Lucy: Where's your pad? Princeton: Not too far Guys: We could call you a car Princeton: We'll be fine, thank you! See ya! Christmas Eve: Hope you don't get gonorrhea! All: There is life outside your apartment Princeton/Lucy: But now it's time to go home All: There is life outside your apartment Trekkie Monster: Me going home now Princeton/Lucy: It's time to go home! Trekkie Monster: That's where me gonna go! Lucy: I can make you feel special Trekkie Monster: That's where me gonna go! All: There is life outside your apartment Trekkie Monster: Me going home now That's where me gonna go! Princeton/Lucy: But now it's time to go home Trekkie Monster: For p**n!