[Verse 1] Let me tell you something about this post college life 40 grand in debt man, I should have thought twice Cause I'm scrambling for cheese like mice Taking out a loan is a gamble mothaf**a roll the dice But life, couldn't be sweeter, could have got a misdemeanor They say the gra** is greener I don't mind dealing with my problems, but financially I wish there was a better way to solve them Put them in my mouth and dissolve them, pop rocks Life ain't fun and games, hop scotch Should have made sure my grades were top notch f** that! I'd rather go out and party Get girls naked and slug bottles of Bacardi I hardly smoke that Bob Marley, snort that Al Pacino Gamble in casinos I make cappuccinos They say that I'm lucky, it's funny, I'm loving it Feels like this corrupt government just f**ed me [Hook] I should have did more d**, should have f**ed more s*uts Cause man it feels good when you bust a nut Going out on school nights just to be cool right? Now I'm in debt, and Robbydrew's tight I should have popped some E, should have tried some speed I should have skipped school and smoked some weed I should have flirted in cla** and planted some seeds Cause now these loans got me in the motherucking weeds I should have just failed school I should have just failed school I should have just failed school, yeah I should have just failed school [Verse 2] I remember when I transferred Being home had me sick like cancer Going away was the answer Always wanted to be the cool cat, panther Exotic dancers pulling off my damn shirt First week out was offered a line of coke Rejected that man ain't I a dope? I hope one day I get to relive those moments But those loans are on my back like rodents They say my rhymes are potent I'm sipping on this potion, overdosing Feeling wavy like the ocean, now I'm coasting I hear this kids boasting about a job they must be smoking Unless they received a token, my job search is broken Hopefully something opens like an envelope and stop poking these secretaries it's my co*k they should be stroking Speaking of secretaries, they say internships are necessary If your families rich hereditary I'd rather be writing rhymes, f**ing dimes, Holly Berry I said I'd rather be writing rhymes, f**ing dimes, Holly Berry [Hook]