Robbie Williams - National Treasure lyrics

The car's always there at nine Though he's never out on time Night after night Line after line He'll be fine I suppose The famous Mr. Jones He really should relax He's due a heart attack Though there's no heart to attack Is it an act? No one knows The naughty Mr. Jones In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever We all know that you know you're a national treasure Mrs. Jones you made the best boy ever, ever E-V-E-R He's careful with his weight Pushes food around the plate He can never pa** as straight Ask his mates How it goes The careful Mr. Jones Even his mother thinks he's odd He hasn't got a proper job But he says neither did God And he's the Lord As it goes The mighty Mr. Jones In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever We all know that you know you're a national treasure Mrs. Jones you made the best boy ever, ever E-V-E-R In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever We all know that you know you're a national treasure Mrs. Jones you made the best boy ever, ever E-V-E-R The moral of this tale Is when everything's for sale Good men seldom prevail They all fail As he knows The gifted Mr. Jones