Robbie Williams - Hello. Did you miss me? lyrics

I know I'm hard to resist Y'all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this. It's hard to be humble When you're so f**ing big Did you ever meet a s**ier male chauvinist pig I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese Tell your babes in arms and OAP's Come take a piece of me If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands Cause you just met the world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man Y'all know who I am I'm still the boy next door That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore Have I gone up in the world Or has the world gone down on me I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity Give in and love it What's the point in hating me You can't argue with popularity Well you could But you'd be wrong If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you If you don't need me I don't exist You voted for me Now let me see a show of hands Here before you stands Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph Though it's not for me Grip a grin, shake a fake, name a shame Then I'm out of here It's not very complicated I'm just young and overrated whoa Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands Here before you stands Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you If you don't need me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me see a show of hands Cause you just met the world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man