Robbie Buchanan - Hey Ricky (You're A Low Down Heel) lyrics

Hey, sugar, where'd you get that sweet tooth? Where'd you get that swagger? Where'd you get off acting like Babe Ruth? When you look just like the others And you wouldn't know good silk stockings From a cheap old pair of tights You ain't, you ain't no swell in your pinstripes You ain't no tiger when there ain't no lights You call me your latest conquest As you belch my name to the boys But if your beer was the sea of Cortez You'd be drowning in the sound of your own voice Hey, Ricky, you're a low down heel You're a minus zero on the scale of me With your "what's up, kid" and your "cool it, babes" You're a worn out fact on an ancient page Hey, Ricky, hey, hey, Ricky, hey, Ricky You're a low down heel Oh, Lordy, where'd you buy them morals? Where'd you get that Stetson? Huh! You come across a little short or urban A New York white boy's hardly redneck Texan Say, I really love them white bucks Oh, did your battleship sink your rubber duck? And you, you wouldn't know what a lady was Unless she came up and kicked you in the bu*t As you turn the color of Kalua On a boat off the Florida Keys I'll be messing up the sheets with someone else While your Jello heart is adrift at sea Hey, Ricky, you're a low down heel You're a minus zero on the scale of me With your "what's up, kid" and your "cool it, babes" You're a worn out fact on an ancient page Hey, Ricky (Hey, yeah!) Hey, hey, Ricky, hey, Ricky You're a low down heel Ricky, you're a low down heel You're a minus zero on the scale of me With your "what's up, kid" and your "cool it, babes" You're a worn out fact on an ancient page Hey, Ricky (Cool it, babe!) Hey, hey, Ricky, hey, Ricky You're a heel, whoo! Oh, Ricky, you're so small But I am a free woman (Get out the neighborhood, ooh-wee) Yeah, yeah, I heard those girls talking (Your kind don't do me no good) You gonna go and grease the sheets, huh! (Get out the neighborhood, ooh-wee) (Your kind don't do me no good) (Ricky) Leave me alone I won't see you no more No, no more Go away, now, far, far away Goodbye, turkey!