Robben Ford - Ain't Drinkin' Beer No More lyrics

I've had a thing for the hop, think it might have to stop Ain't drinkin' beer no more Who knew the work of monks could lead to so many drunks Ain't drinkin' beer no more Its time I turn this boat around Keep gaining pound after pound I'm going back to shore Ain't drinkin' beer no more The woman I call my queen is lately a little bit mean Ain't drinkin' beer no more She used to call me "My Sweet," now she just says " Hey...Meat..." Ain't drinkin' beer no more It might have been alright in my youth But she's telling me the bitter truth It's time I closed that door Ain't drinkin' beer no more I'll do what's best for me And turn to herbal tea Say goodbye to that fuzzy glow (Oh, no!) Go to church on Sunday Start walking right on Monday I used to feel like a fighter, walk a whole lot lighter Ain't drinkin' beer no more Pa** on the meat and three, eat greens and fruit of the sea Ain't drinkin' beer no more I used to dress myself in style Could run a seven minute mile Now I've become a bore Ain't drinkin' beer no more I'm driving past the store Ain't drinkin' beer no more ...that's just about enough of that... ...maybe one for the road...