Rob Scotlan - If I Were A God lyrics

If I want to be god, don't bring me down Only thing on my mind is to run this town To pilot this ship, the next black president Ruler of the universe, king of the continents Be the god of the sea, you could call me Poseidon Who's that oh me, recognize the trident I'd strike the ground, I'd shake the earth Rename Athens, that's what I deserve And if you failed to show me that you respect me I wouldn't be me, you'd die on the sea I'd give you ten to life, make you wander forever Auction off your wife, nothing lasts forever And you'd scream like And you'd be like And she'd be like And I'd be like Oh well, or maybe just maybe I'd choose to fly Call me Hermes, watch my shoes take flight Faster than light, like Mercur-“I” Quicker than Jordan back in 85 And I'd deliver this message to all the girls I knew Come fly with me, you can be my boo We can travel the world and head to Spain I'd be Superman to your Lois Lane I could be Eros, shoot them with my arrows No HIV I keep them sterile Gold for love, iron for hate I'll be the one to decide your fate Or god of the dead, Would you think I'm Satan Well that's not true, I could use your Amen Show you golden fields known as Elysium That'd be what you got for a heroes welcome If I was a god, I would date a goddess Even sporty ones, like Artemis She's hard to miss, and for a little kiss I'd risk moon arrows, she can hardly miss And if she hits, at least I got a kiss That's why she's known as a virgin goddess Or what about Athena, a hot little nerd Need a strategy, that's what I heard With her golden helmet, she likes it rough But her dad told me she's pretty damn tough Just ask Arachne who tried to fight her She transformed into a spider Or I'd date Aphrodite if she came my way Like But she's a cheater, I'd already know Break my heart like I'd even date Demeter, I would love to meet her Save me some money, wouldn't need to feed her Yeah so what she's a single mom If I was a god, it wouldn't be a problem Look at Hestia I would wife her She'd always be at home, a desperate housewifer I got time for every goddess on the planet Guarantee I'd be the last god standing If I had it all, I'd give you the world I'd be your god, you'd be my girl I'd protect you and steal your love Two souls, one heart, up up above We could sit on Mt. Olympus Maybe even sneak a kiss Drink nectar, I know you'd love this Watch all the people down down below Feel what it's like to be immortal Sit on golden thrones made by the best See the lame smith, what up Hephaestus See the sun go by, toast Apollo Tell Dionysus we need to wine to go And away we go, over all of Greece If you get cold, here's a Golden Fleece We go to Crete, sail the Aegean Sea See the Minotaur and visit Thebes You would see my abs and think 300 More powerful than Hera's husband I'd be the king of kings, the god of gods But I'd never cheat, you're the one I love So lets take a dip in the river Styx We could last forever in godly bliss Feel what it's like to never grow old We'd be like children, invincible And down the road people would know That we were gods who shared one soul I would move mountains if I could for you Strike down Titans if I needed to You and me together we could do anything If I were king of the gods you'd be my queen There's nothing we couldn't do, for you I'd sing You and me baby we could do anything